Conversations with My Dog
Me: No you're not. You're hungry.
Blue: Pretty sure you're wrong. Pretty sure I'm DYING!
Me: [because it's supper time] Here, eat.
Blue: I can't eat, I'm DYING!
Blue: I think I'm going to puke
Me: No puking.
Blue: Yes because I'm DYING!
Me: Don't puke. You're not dying.
Blue: Fine, but you'll be sorry later.
Me; Not if you don't puke.
Me: Here's your breakfast
Blue: I can't eat breakfast. I'm DYING!
Me: Okay fine.
Blue: I'm STARVING! Why do you never feed me!